I Am Who I Am ..Nobody Else..

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile, the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thats enough about me ..
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

LOVE

“Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.”

“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”

“The fatal mistake is waiting for life’s circumstances to be right before we begin. Simply begin with your heart, look deeply into it and trust what you feel. Practice knowing and you will now.”

“Young love is when you love someone because of what they do right. Mature love is when you love someone in spite of what they do wrong.”

Friendship

“Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence, a time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny and a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”

Quotes

It is the dynamic interaction of thiIt is the s head brain (intellect) and the heart brain (intelligence), of biology and spirit, that allows transcendence from one evolutionary place to the next we are, quite literally, made to transcend. Transcendence is our biological imperative, a state we have been moving toward for millennia.

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.

As long as you can find someone else to blame for anything you are doing, you cannot be held accountable or responsible for your growth or the lack of it.

We shall never learn to feel and respect our real calling and destiny, unless we have taught ourselves to consider every thing as moonshine, compared with the education of the heart.

They do not dwell in remorse over the past, nor do they brood over the future: they abide in the present: therefore they are radiant.

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.

Sincere forgiveness isn't colored with expectations that the other person apologize or change. Don't worry whether or not they finally understand you. Love them and release them. Life feeds back truth to people in its own way and time just like it does for you and me.

That the birds of worry and care fly over your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.

Put your appreciation into action by taking time to show your appreciation. Tell one or more people something you appreciate about them. Remember, what you put out comes back.

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

In communications that are difficult or draining, ease into the heart and find something to appreciate about the person you're dealing with, or find a feeling of compassion or kindness. This will clear your mind and give you the coherence you need to know what to say next. That's energy efficiency at work.

When man is serene, the pulse of the heart flows and connects, just as pearls are joined together or like a string of red jade, then one can talk about a healthy heart.

With just a little education and practice on how to manage your emotions, you can move into a new experience of life so rewarding that you will be motivated to keep on managing your emotional nature in order to sustain it. The payoff is delicious in terms of improved quality of life.

To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.

At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done. Then they begin to hope it can be done. Then they see it can be done. Then it is done and all the world wonders why it was not done centuries ago.

Unless someone like you cares a whole lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Kung Fu Fighting (Kung Fu Panda version)

Panda Fighting

At Night

At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true
At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left
At night I wish we could go to the way things were
At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended
At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I
At night I realize there's no more us
At night I dream of us together again
At night I wish for us to be together again
But in the morning I realize it was all
At Night

Top 10 Speed Dating Tips For Girls

1) Laugh and the world laughs with you
Having a good time is infectious and who doesn't love being around positive, upbeat people. Spread good feelings and get yourself into the right state of mind for making a fast impression. Focus on positive things and keep the conversation fun, light and frothy. Feel good about yourself and you'll find people will be drawn to you.

2) Give clear signals
Sorry girls but its true, a large number of men are notoriously bad at interpreting signals from women. Smiling and happy gestures may just mean you're a friendly kinda girl. Avoid sticky situations by knowing what you want when you flirt and make sure your signals are clear. If you genuinely want to meet guys then by all means flirt, just make sure you know how to separate the sexual flirting signals from the 'hi, I'm friendly' flirting signals.

3) The big freeze; a major turn off
Make sure you look friendly. Sitting like an ice queen will not attract people to you and you may unconsciously be giving out 'no no' signals when secretly you are lusting for someone to approach you. Check what you are giving off and if it's not getting results you want, adjust it. Why not ask friends to give you some feedback.

4) Even Kylie Minogue gets rejected!
Sometimes things don't work out for whatever reason. The reality is that everyone has experienced rejection in one area of their life. Don't dwell on negative responses, instead look out for compliments, take them in and shrug off rejection.

5) Ooze appeal
One simple rule of thumb for any outfit is that if your mother would wear it, you shouldn't. If you look in the mirror and think, "Do I look ridiculous in this?" lets face it - you probably do. But most importantly, if you feel sexy you'll come across that way too. If you feel happy and confident then you'll be oozing appeal!

6) Let your body do the talking
What is the secret behind a woman's mesmerising effect on males? Flirting with style. We can all do it. We just need to learn the secrets. The good news? The ability to flirt is innate; it's about confidence and being able to sensually inhabit your body. The other key is understanding body language. Us girls may worry about what we say but in fact it's our bodies that do most of the talking. Communication is 60 percent non-verbal and only 40 percent verbal. So watch what your body is saying. Researchers say you can heighten your powers of attraction by about 70 percent if you can improve your body talk.

7) Reveal your sexy glow
If you like the guy sitting opposite you then slightly copy his body language and style of behaviour and they will feel you are in synch with them. Pull yourself up to your full height and lean slightly forward, turning your body to face their's more directly, and keep physical barriers to a minimum; don't cross your arms like a fortress.

Most importantly, emanate a look of vitality. Appear energetic, luminous even. Imagine you have just had an amazing romp and have a sexy glow about you.

8) Emulate Marylin Monroe
Confidence is probably the most attractive of all traits. Give yourself a pep talk before you go out and tell yourself you are fabulous. If you believe it, it will be true.

If you need a little help in the confidence department, fake it till you make it. Find a role model you can emulate, think Madonna or Marylin Monroe. Imagine how that person would act, feel and move. Think of what qualities make her attractive and how she expresses these physically when she moves and talks.

9) Listen up ladies
The most underrated flirting skill is simply listening. Men love talking about themselves. They like being the centre of attention. Ask open-ended questions — that is, questions that can't be answered by a yes or no answer. Lower your chin, look him in the eyes and nod as he speaks — make him feel like the most interesting and amusing man alive.

10) Read his signs
So ... think you've met your speed-dating match? If you're wondering whether the hottie you've had your eye on all night is also just as in to you. It's time to read the signs ...

Think he's interested? Notice a few of these signs and you're probably right:
Looks at you

Moves his body to face you

Adjusts his tie

Slight movement of the pelvis backward

Leans towards you

Smiles whilst looking

Adopts an open body posture

Top 10 speed dating tips for guys

1) Look approachable
Ladies love a guy with a smile, so ask yourself, do you look approachable? Sitting like an ice king will not attract the ladies, you may unconsciously be giving out 'no go' signals when secretly you are lusting for the hot lady you've got your eyes on to approach you. Check what you are giving off and if it's not getting results you want, adjust it.

2) Keep your hands to yourself
There's nothing worse than a guy who invades your personal space when you've only just met them. Even when engaging in a casual chat some people just seem to get too close for comfort. Avoid invading a woman's personal space until you have figured out more about them — she'll certainly respect you more for it.

3) What's the topic?
Keep your conversation topic light-hearted, and read her signals - a sure fire way to send a lady to the land of nod is to talk about your latest root canal or how many beers you drank at the football last week. If her gaze is starting to drift elsewhere it's probably time to change the subject. Ask her about her interests — people like people who are interested in them. You don't have to shut up entirely but when you engage someone in conversation make sure you spend at least 60 percent of the time listening to THEM!

4) Laugh and the world laughs with you
Having a good time is infectious and who doesn't love being around positive, upbeat people. Spread good feelings and get yourself into the right state of mind for making a fast impression. Focus on positive things and keep the conversation fun, light and frothy. Feel good about yourself and you'll find people will be drawn to you.

5) Get into the mood
The most important component of successful flirtation is being in the right mood for flirting. Good flirts are playful and don't take themselves too seriously — look at James Bond for instance. You need to see people not as something to be 'dealt with' — try and see them as a gateway to new exciting, adventures.

6) The dreaded pick up lines
'Aren't your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night ...'. Many women will have heard some of these terrible pick-up clichés before. It won't do you any favours guys. There is no such thing as a ready to wear line. Each 'line' should be a genuine sentiment of what happening at the moment. Sometimes the simplest opening gambits are the best. Sometimes by paying attention to the person you want to flirt with and noticing their good points, you will come up with a natural and successful line.

7) We all get rejected
Sometimes things don't work out for whatever reason. The reality is that everyone has experienced rejection in one area of their life. Don't dwell on negative responses, instead look out for compliments, take them in and shrug off rejection.

8) Let your body do the talking
The key to successful flirting is understanding body language. When we meet someone for the first time its not just what we say but is in fact what our bodies are up to that can help attract people to us. Communication is 60 per cent non-verbal and only 40 per cent verbal, so watch what your body is saying. Researchers say you can heighten your powers of attraction by about 70 per cent if you can improve your body talk.

9) Flirt
Everybody knows that the eyes are the windows to the loins. The mating dance all starts with a glance. So catch someone's eye and hold their gaze half a second longer than normal: one second in total. Then look away, look coy and then look again, this time with a more meaningful glance and a slight smile.

10) Read her signs
Think you've met your speed-dating match? If you're wondering whether the hottie you've had your eye on all night is also just as in to you. It's time to read the signs ...

If she's smiling and doing a few of these, chances are, she really is keen on you:
Sidelong glances

Looks at you a few times

Holds your gaze briefly, then looks away

Tilts her head, touches her neck, hair and lips when talking to you

Turns her body towards you

Narrows her eyes slightly into an eye smile

Monday, May 26, 2008

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

F" is for Fun............That friends share when they are together.
"R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
"I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.
"E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
"N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
"D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
"S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
"H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.
"I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter.
"P" is for Peace..........When you are around.
A friend will always be there for you jst frnds like u ...............

Do U Miss Someone............

Have u ever missed someone and felt terrible because u think that he/she doesn't miss u?
Missing someone is a terrible but at the same time,sweet feeling.
U will be sitting around wondering if u meant anything to him/her.
Thinking if he/she ever cares about u.
Rushing to the phone once it rings hoping that it's him/her.
Looking out of the window hoping that he/she will surprise u by appearing downstairs.
Sitting in front of the television but thinking of him, missing the final episode of your favourite show.

Laying on your bed, thinking of the last time u were out together.
Thinking of how nice it will be to sit under the stars again, talking about everything, your dreams,plans,future.
Logging on to the internet hoping to see him/her online.
When u realise that he/she isn't online and did not return your page,u will start worrying if he/she is okay.
Missing someone is a way of growing up i guess.
It exposes u to loneliness.
It teaches u how to cope with being lonely and let u know that there is actually a feeling known as emptiness.

Sometimes it feels good to miss someone.
U know that u really care and u indulge in the feeling of loving/caring for him/her.
But missing someone and not knowing if he/she is feeling the same is terrible.
U feel as if u are being left alone.
So if u miss someone, tell him/her and let them know.At the same time, ask if they miss u.
Don't let the feeling of missing someone become jealousy or paranoia.
If u are the one being missed and u know it, let the other party know.
If u miss him/her too, tell them. Don't let them wait.

Well, what are you waiting for then !................

Romantic

Some day when I will track back
The most beautiful moments in my life...
I know nothing will be pleasing than the moments spents with you..
My yesterday is not a faded memory..
My today is a joyful experience..
& My tommorrow, a bright expectation just because of you...
Your presence adds colour to my life & sunshine to my days...

The Reasons Men Love Women

They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
How cute they look when they sleep.
The ease in which they fit into our arms.
The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
How cute they are when they eat.
The way they take hours to get dressed, but in the end it makes it all worth while.
Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.
The way they look good no matter what they wear.
How cute they are when they argue.
The way her hand always finds yours.
The way they smile.
The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
The way she says "lets not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later...
The way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
The way they kiss you when you say "I Love You."
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
Then the way apologize when it does hurt. (Even though we don't admit it)!
The way they say "I miss you."
The way you miss them.
The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,
wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world,
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling, only felt.

"When You Fall In Love"

. . . it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it isn't conceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is.

Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. To not lying awake at night imagining he is kissing every part of your body. No, don't blush. I'll tell you some truths. For that is just being in love, which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over; when being in love has burned away. It doesn't sound very exciting, does it? But it is.

My Love

My love is like an ocean
It goes down so deep
My love is like a rose
Whose beauty you want to keep.

My love is like a river
That will never end
My love is like a dove
With a beautiful message to send.

My love is like a song
That goes on and on forever
My love is like a prisoner
It's to you that I surrender.

There is a dime a dozen...
Then there is one in a million...
But baby, you are once in a lifetime.

I Love You More

I love you more
than the stars are bright,
the sun is hot,
or the moon is high....

I love you more
than the mountain peaks,
the snow is white,
or the valley is deep...

I love you more
than the ocean is blue,
the waves lap the shores,
or the beach is long...

I love you more
than the grass is green,
the trees are tall,
or the sky is blue...

I love you more
than all of natures beauty...
Because my love surpasses
all time and place...

And because of this...
~I love you more~....

Joke -The New ...... New Alphabet for SENIORS

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right . . . but now it won"t float!

Age before beauty is what we once said, But let"s be a bit more realistic instead :

Now...The Alphabet

A"s for arthritis;
B"s the bad back,
C"s the chest pains , perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can"t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which you"d rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure-you"d rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won"t mend,
k is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, you forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
o is for osteo, the bones that don"t grow!
P is for prescriptions, you have quite a few, Just take a pill and you"ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two .
S is for sleepless nights, counting your fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there"s bells in your ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that"s "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what"s going "round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year you"m left here behind,
Z is for zest that you still have-- in your mind.

You"ve survived all the symptoms, your body"s deployed, And you are keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

Smiles

I'm sending these smiles to you,
to help you fight the blues.

Why spend a minute being sad...

when a smile will give you
the best day you've ever had?

There's only one way to
start the day right,
and make each hour bright.

And that's to look for the good
in everyone and every place
with a king size smile on your face.

So go ahead and smile.
It's not so hard to do.

Let the happiness and
sunshine shine through.

I hope you're smiling now!

For a Successful Married Life

Recommendations to wives

* Men are different from women
* Men are not talkative, so don't nag
* Men like to be the focus of a woman's attention so don't ignore them or make them feel unwanted
* Men like to talk about their work, so don't expect them to talk about everything you like
* Men may have a hard time expressing their feelings, so don't force them to say something they don't want to say
* Men by nature hate failure, so try not to criticise them
* Men like to be alone when they get angry, so don't intrude on their solitude
* Men are capable of solving problems, so don't impose your thoughts on them
* Men don't shop that much and they like a contented woman, so don't be too demanding
* Men like a woman who can satisfy their desires, so shower them with love and care as well as appreciation

Recommendations to husbands

* Women are different from men
* Women are more sensitive and emotional and expect your support all the time
* Women like a man who flirts with them and satisfies them sexually
* Women like to talk about themselves, so don't criticise them
* Women like shopping and spending money, so don't be a miser. Try to offer her gifts and invite her to go out frequently
* Women like to feel loved and cared for
* Don't think of committing adultery because it is very harsh on a woman's feelings
* Women like to be heard or listened to, so don't stay away from your wife
* Women's moods and attitudes change during pregnancy and menstruation so take this into consideration
* Women need a man to trust and rely on, so don't disappoint her

Thursday, May 22, 2008

LOVE

"If you love someone set them free, If they come back it was meant to be".

Friendship

I maybe out of your sight,
But I would never be out of your life.
I maybe out of your reach,
But I would never be out of your heart.
I may leave but you would never be forgotten.

I may leave this place and people whom I trust
But the memories of being in this place
Would always be with me.
I may start a new life in a new place
But then, I would always keep your memories.

I promise you I'll come back
And we'll continue the friendship we had.

My Wishes....

If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I would wish for happiness,
And a long full life for you.

I would wish for laughter,
And fill your life with song;
Then ask for peace and joy and love,
To follow you all day long.

Then I would ask for peaceful rest,
To visit you at night;
And that your every morning,
Dawn shimmering and bright.

I would ask for nothing,
To give back to myself;
As long as you are happy,
I want for nothing else.

For just to see contentment,
On your face and know you're fine;
Would truly satisfy me,
And bring joy to this heart of mine.

If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I'd wish for the sun and the moon and the stars,
And I'd give them all to you.

TRUE LOVE

Drop a tear,
It releases the fear.
Feel her near,
and tell it to her ear
I'll love you to the end of years.

UNEXPECTED LOVE/ YOU ARE MY OCEAN

Your essence washes over me,
Flooding me with emotion.
Your current grabs hold
And tosses me into a stormy sea.

Mystery lies deep within,
A vast body of life,
Where your soul swims with mine,
When we touch skin to skin.

Your voice calls out to me,
Seagulls singing in the ocean breeze,
A sad melody of yearning,
That longs for a special place to be.

With each deep breath I take,
Salty tears wrap around me,
Longing to be with you,
When I am asleep and awake.

Like diamond jewels of the night sky,
And grains of sparkling glass in the sand,
Your eyes draw me to a place of peace,
Where my heart fills with joy and I want to cry.

EYES OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Your eyes are captivating
Your eyes are electrifying
It looks beyond the skin
And permeates the system
It sees beyond the surface
And mingles with the hidden treasures

The heat of your eyes is overwhelming
They are hotter than the rays of the sun
They shine with glitters
And dims to soothe the nerves

The cloud of your eyes envelop humanity
And make them like the stars of the sky
As they shine upon the world
And turn your eyes into precious gems

ROMANTIC WAYS TO START THE DAY

Brighten your day and your love life with these romantic ways to start the day!

1. Give your love a lingering good morning kiss.

2. Put a love note inside your love's morning paper.

3. Lay a flower on your love's towel.

4. Using a toothpick, write the words, "I love you!" on their soap bar.

5. Using an anti-fog medium, write "I love you!" on the bathroom mirror.

6. Take your morning shower together.

7. Surprise your love, with breakfast in bed.

8. Call to say, "I love you."

9. Wake your partner up with a kiss.

10. Leave a gift next to your partner to find when they wake up.

11. Let the first words your partner hears in the day be a reason why you love them.

12. Cuddle for at least five minutes before getting up.

13. Wake up thirty minutes early so you have time to spend together before going to work.

14. Give your partner bedside service by bringing them a cup of coffee, their favorite section of the newspaper and a plate of fruit or muffins.

15. Set up a romantic bath or shower for your love.

Tongue Twisters...have fun

If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

PRICELESS...WORTH READING

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

TOUCH YOURSELF

I understand the why
Yet I cannot grasp the how;
But if this is the way you must handle us
I will try to understand somehow.

There is one thing that I ask
As you walk away;
Please create a corner in your heart for me
So at least, there, I can always stay.

You will always be my love
That will never change;
Though we are going separate ways
That fact remains the same.

I know we must let each other go
Circumstances force us to set each other free;
But today, I give back to you . . . your words -
Touch Yourself and You Touch Me.

TOUCH YOURSELF

I understand the why
Yet I cannot grasp the how;
But if this is the way you must handle us
I will try to understand somehow.

There is one thing that I ask
As you walk away;
Please create a corner in your heart for me
So at least, there, I can always stay.

You will always be my love
That will never change;
Though we are going separate ways
That fact remains the same.

I know we must let each other go
Circumstances force us to set each other free;
But today, I give back to you . . . your words -
Touch Yourself and You Touch Me.

TRUE MEANINGS OF SOME WORDS...

School:
A place where Papa pays
and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up
to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by
which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture:
An art of transferring
information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through
"the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one
man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a
cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by
nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from
the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early.

Politician :
One who shakes your
hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor :
A person who kills your
ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people
praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot
of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home
life.

Yawn:
The only time some
married men ever get to open
their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others
believe that you know more than
you actually do.

Committee :
Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give
to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end
all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead .

10 STEPS TO STOP WORRYING

10 STEPS TO STOP WORRYING : All human beings worry sometime or the other. The following ten steps can help you keep your worries at bay.

Step 1: Never worry alone. Talk to someone about your problems. This will help put your problems in proper perspctive.

Step 2: Get the facts: Find out if your worry has any basis. Write down what is worrying you, it will help you isolate and identify the problem.

Step3: Take action. Don’t waste your time or energy on worrying. Try to confront and resolve your problems. Avoiding difficulties creates more stress in the long run.

Step 4: Take care of your body: exercise daily, eat healthy food and get enough sleep, because exercising will help relax your muscles. Taking care of your body physically will not only reduce tension, but also gives more energy to deal with the problem.

Step 5: Live for the moment : don’t worry about what will happen in the future and what happened in the past. Focus instead on the present.

step 6: Be positive: always focus on the positive side of things instead of brooding on negative thoughts. Develop a sense of humour.

Step 7: Set aside a worry period of about 30 minutes to think about your problems, arrive at solutions and ease your tensions.

Step 8: Remain busy: plenty of action is a cure for worry. Keeping yourself busy eliminates negative thoughts from your mind.

Step 9: Avoid self – medication: do not resort to taking unnecessary drugs or alcohol. Take professional help, if needed.

Step 10: Finally, count your blessings: whenever your worries make you feel low, think of the blessings. You will start to feel better.

Is Your Mobile Original?

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06#


After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

351539003056837

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality :(

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it's manufactured in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good <----- this is mine... ihiks

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Humour - definitions

Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE
It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don't have hands also have a future... Believe in yourself

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

Humour

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that
your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry

How soon can I go home?'

Monday, May 19, 2008

I was Afraid

When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you.
When I first met you, I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you.
When I first loved you, I was afraid to have you.
Now that I have you, I'm afraid to lose you.

10 Things I Love About You!!

1)The first thing I love about you is when you smile you make me smile back!
2)The second thing is how you always know just what to say when I'm feeling down!
3)The third thing is how you flirt with me all the time!
4)The forth thing is how you take me places and we do FUN things together!!
5)The fifth thing is how you say sweet and loving things to me!! (because you care)
6)The sixth thing is when people are around you still find some way to start a convo with me!
7)The seventh thing is how FINE you are!!
8)The eighth thing is the way you make me make me cry and you tell me your sorry!
9)The ninth thing is how your always in a good mood when your around me!
10)The last and final thing is the fact that I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(even your flaws!!)

Never say I LOVE YOU

Never say I love you
if you really don't care

never talk about feelings
if they aren't really there

never hold my hand
if ya gonna break my heart

never say you are going to
if you don't plan to start

never look into my eyes
if all you do is lie

never say hi
if you really mean goodbye

if you really mean forever
then say you will try

never say forever
cuz forever makes me cry...

Brain Teasers

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3 . Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

4 . This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out..
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ANSWERS:

1. The third.. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman is a photographer. . She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry..

3 . Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

4 . The letter "e" - the most common letter in the English language - is missing from the entire paragraph..!

WOMAN

Its difficult to understand a woman,
To understand her, you need to spend your life time
To understand her, you need to talk with her
But Still, It will be difficult for you to understand her
The best part of the woman, is to love her
Her love will make you cry
It will make you sorrow,
Even feeling the pain, inside your heat
You will never want to say good bye to her
Hold her hand and look at her face
You can see the seven wonder in front of you
Walk with a woman and watch her smile
And you can hear thousand tunes in your heart
Get caught in the trap of her eyes,
Get breathe in the fragnance of her hair
And get mad, if she looks back at you
Then you will know what a woman is all About
If you love her, never say "I Love You"
Because she will hate you
If you really want to show care
Never Say it in words, because
True Words are not enough for them
Your feelings and emotions
Your happiness and joy
Your motivation and Attitude
Will have meaning, if she is with you
If we understand her truly and if we look at the world
We will see the people with no heartbreaks, no sorrows
No Tears and no fightings because, you will
Undersand that, a Womans is just a Miracle.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Only God Knows how much a Prayer weights

A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.

John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store. Visualizing the family needs, she said: 'Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.'
John told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.

Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.

The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, 'Do you have a grocery list?'
Louise replied, 'Yes sir.'

'O.K.' he said, 'put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.'

Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.

The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed with amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.

The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, 'I can't believe it.'

The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance. So he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more. The grocer stood there in utter disgust.

Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement. It was not a grocery list.

It was a prayer which said:
'Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands'.

The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.

Louise thanked him and left the store.
The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said, 'It was worth every penny of it.'

Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.
Thank God for He hears and answers our prayers! Hallelujah!

The Meaning of LOVE

To love is to share life together,
to build special plans just for two,
to work side by side,
and then smile with pride,
as one by one, dreams all come true.

To love is to help and encourage,
with smiles and sincere words or praise,
to take time to share,
to listen and care,
in tender, affectionate ways.

To love is to have someone special,
one who you can always depend.
to be there through the years,
sharing laughter and tears,
as a partner, a lover, and a friend.

To love is to make special memories,
of moments you love to recall,
of all the good things,
that sharing life brings,
love is the greatest of all.

My Love for You

I knew I would love you
right from the start.
I have this feeling
we can't be apart.

I love you so much
my heart burns on fire.
It's so hard to believe
you're my only desire.

I want to spend time with you
every day and night.
I can't stop staring at you.
You're such a wonderful sight.

Whenever you see me you act like
I'm as nice as the sunrise.
When you talk to me you
always look in my eyes.

I can't stop thinking
about my love for you.
But I just wonder,
do you love me too?

LOVE

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.

Love is so very special.....

Love is so very special
Yet can make you feel so lost,
It can arrive just like the springtime
And melt away like morning frost.

You must find ways to nurture
Always grow your love with care,
Never ever take for granted
The love that you both share.

Mistakes are bound to happen
You may hurt each other's heart,
Yet don't give up too easily
It will tear your love apart.

Love resembles a bright flame
That lights a dark starry night,
Never ever let this flame burn down
Rekindle with all your might.

Take a moment every day
Look deep into each other's eyes,
Never hesitate to show affection
Small gestures will keep a love alive.

Talk openly about your feelings
Take time to show that you care,
Treasure each and every moment
Because to find true love is rare.

" Being In Love "

Being in Love is so Beautiful
It makes your day Meaningful,
Being in Love is so Wonderful
It makes you feel Cheerful.
But being in Love is also Painful
It can make you feel Doubtful,
Being in Love is also be Harmful
It can make you feel Stressful.
So which one do you prefer.....
To be in Love.
Or to be out of Love?

The Madness Of LOVE

The madness of love
Is a rich thief;
Anyone who recognized this
Would not ask Love for anything else:
It can unite Opposites
And reverse the paradox.
I am declaring the truth about this:
The madness of love makes bitter what was sweet,
It makes the stranger a kinsman,
And it makes the smallest the most proud.

A Love of Life

It's in my blood; I flow with it. It's in my lungs; I breathe it.
It's in my heart; I feel it. It fills every cell; I thrive on it.
It's all around me; I see it, hear it, love it and I truly need it.
It fills the world with wonder and touches everything.
I'll fight for it, cherish it, share it and treat it like a King.

Express Feeling of love at right time !!!!

When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And

Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In

Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N

Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please

Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And

Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her

Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..

We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your

Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..

With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!

I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love

Me!!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U

Have The Chance Now!!!


When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And

Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In

Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N

Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please

Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And

Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her

Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..

We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your

Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..

With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!

I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love

Me!!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U

Have The Chance Now!!!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Forever Friendship

Sometimes in life you find a special friend,
someone who changes your life.
Someone who makes you laugh endlessly.

This is forever friendship.

Your forever friend helps you through the hard times,
the sad time,and enjoys with you the good times.
Your forever friend holds your hand and assures you
that everything is going to be okay.

And if you find such a friend,
you feel happy and complete because
you need not worry.
You have a forever friend for life
and forever has no end

I Love Myself The Way I Am

I love myself the way I am,
there's nothing I need to change.
I'll always be the perfect me,
there's nothing to rearrange.
I'm beautiful and capable,
of being the best me I can.
And I love myself,
just the way I am.
I love you the way you are,
there's nothing you need to do.
When I feel the love inside,
it's easy to love you.
Behind your fears,
your rage and tears,
I see your shining star
And I love you,
just the way your are.
I love the world the way it is,
cause I can clearly see.
That all the things I judge are done,
by people just like me.
So 'til the birth of peace on earth,
that only love can bring.
I'll help it grow,
by loving everything.
I love myself the way I am,
and I still want to grow.
But change outside can only come,
when deep inside I know
.I'm beautiful and capable,
of being the best me I can.
And I love myself,
just the way I am.

Gifts to give someone you love

The gift of listening
Try giving this to someone in need. And you must really listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your responses. Just listen.

The gift of signs of affection
Be generous with your hugs, kisses and gentle squeezes of the hand. Let these tiny actions demonstrate the love inside of you.

The gift of a note
It can be as simple as "I Love You" or as creative as a sonnet. Put your notes where they will surprise your loved one.

The gift of laughter
Just cut out a cartoon, save a clever article. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

The gift of compliment
A simple "You look good in blue" or "Good supper" can be of greatest value to those who may feel they are being taken for granted.

The gift of a favor
Help with the dishes, run an errand, etc.....do it willingly.

The gift of leaving alone
There are times in our lives when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Become more sensitive to those times and give solitude.

The gift of a cheerful disposition
Try to be cheerful around those you love.

The gift of a game
Offer to play your loved one's favorite game. Even if you lose, you'll be a winner.

The gift of prayer
Pray for your loved ones and let them know you pray for them.

12 Signs to know, If you Love someone

TWELVE :
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they
hang up,you still miss them even when it was just two minute.

ELEVEN :
You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN :
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE :
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT :
When you look at them,you cant't see the other people
around you,you just see him/her.

SIX :
They're all you think about.

FIVE :
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR :
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE :
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this
whole time.

TWO :
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't
notice number seven was missing.

ONE :
You just reverse to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

Difference between somebody you love and somebody you like

Difference between

" Somebody you Love"
&
"Somebody you Like"

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster.

But in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring.

But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush.

But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind.

But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy.

But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love.

But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them.

But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye.

But the feeling of like starts from the ear.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears.

But

If you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever.

Dream like you are going to live forever
Live like you are going to die tomorrow

21 USEFULL POINT FOR LIFE!!

1 . Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2 . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3 . Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4 . ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.

5 . When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

6 . Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7 . Believe in love at first! sight.

8 . Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't

have much.

9 . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way

to live life completely.

10 . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

11. Don't judge people by their relatives.

12 . Talk slowly but think quickly.

13 . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile

and ask,

"Why do you want to know?"

14 . Remember that great love and great achievements involve great

risk.

15 . Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

16 . When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

17 . Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;

and Responsibility for all your actions.

18 . Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

19 . When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to

correct it.

20 . Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your

voice.

21 . Spend some time alone.!

The Perfect Heart

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley.

A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it.

Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said,

"Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges.

In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing.

The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You must be joking," he said. "Compare your heart with mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears.

"Yes," said the old man, "yours is perfect looking but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I have given my love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them, and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart, but because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared. Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me.

These are the empty gouges -- giving love is taking a chance. Although these gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for these people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. So now do you see what true beauty is?"

The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks. He walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out.

He offered it to the old man with trembling hands. The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit,

But not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges. The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into his. They embraced and walked away side by side.

The woman in your life...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman,
you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life
just like you or your Sister haven't,
as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls
for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents
& brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that,
her home, people who love her,
to adopt your home, your family,
your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected
to be a master-chef from day #1,
while you sleep
oblivious to her predicament
in her new circumstances, environment
and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea,
first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day,
even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain;
to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to;
and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her;
and is clumsy and sloppy at times
and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding,
or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends,
and that includes boys
and even men at her workplace too,
those, who she knows from school days
and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy,
unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance
just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best
and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success,
if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you,
as you are the only one she knows in your entire house
- your unstinted support,
your sensitivities and most importantly -
your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

The Greatest

The greatest puzzle : LIFE

The greatest thought : GOD

The greatest mystery : DEATH

The greatest mistake : GIVING UP

The greatest need : COMMON SENSE

The greatest invention of the devil : WAR

The greatest secret of production : SAVING WASTE

The greatest bore : ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING AFTER HE HAS MADE HIS POINT

The greatest comfort : THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR WORK WELL

The greatest sin : FEAR

The greatest blessing : GOOD HEALTH

The greatest law of nature : CAUSE AND EFFECT

The greatest gamble : SUBSTITUTING HOPE FOR FACT

The greatest joy : BEING NEEDED

The greatest opportunity : THE NEXT ONE

The greatest victory : VICTORY OVER YOURSELF

The greatest handicap : EGOTISM

The greatest loss : LOSS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE

The greatest waste : ALL THE TALENT AND ABILITY THAT MOST OF US HAVE BUTNEVER QUITE GET AROUND TO USING

The greatest thing, bar none, in the world: LOVE, LOVE FOR FAMILY, HOME, FRIENDS, NEIGHBOURS.. . AND FOR THE LAND IN WHICH WE ENJOY OUR FREEDOM.