The Pit

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"I feel for you, down there."


An OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."


A PHARISEE said:
"Only bad people fall into a pit."


A MATHEMATICIAN calculated
how he fell into the pit.


A NEWS REPORTER wanted
the exclusive story on his pit.


A FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"You deserve your pit."


An I.R.S. AGENT asked
if he was paying taxes on the pit.


A SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"


A CHARISMATIC said:
"Just confess that you're not in a pit."


An OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."


A PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"


GOD, seeing the man,
Took him by the hand, and
LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit!