FUNNY SIGNS

Anesthesiologist’s business card:
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist’s office:
Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist’s door:
To expedite your visit please back in.

On a Plumber’s truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber’s truck:
Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On a Church’s Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.

At a Towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an Electrician’s truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-Smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.

At an Optometrist’s Office:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

On a Taxidermist’s window:
We really know our stuff.

On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!

At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company
We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.

In a Restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.